I went into surgery on Tuesday and I can't have sex or masturbate for one month.
These have possibly been the longest five days in my life. I don't think I ever wanted something to end so badly as I want these 30 days. Maybe graduation... yeah the last semester of university was a nightmare. But then, at least I could touch myself at night (and day, and afternoon).
A porn addict unable to masturbate must be one of God's finest ironies.
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Oh god, you have my sympathy. You should get a medal for having to go through this :/
ReplyDeleteI found a way to alleviate the pain. It's jerking off very very carefully, but hey it's working. I just couldn't handle a whole month :p
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